and this is why I get up every day.

This little baby polar bear sparked a great conversation with my fake husband:

Me: anniversary present for your wife? k thanks.

Fahad: hahaha okay lets row row row our boat all the way to alaska, you swoop it from the mom, and I’ll be in the getaway boat!

Me: Momma will eat me. haha. How about you dress like a polar bear, implement yourself into its life, then adorablenap it!

Fahad: what if the mom wants to cuddle and takes me to the smush room?

Me: THEN YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.